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Experience6/10

Skills5/10

Format8/10

Impact4/10

The Roast

Your resume reads like a Wikipedia article about yourself — technically accurate, completely devoid of personality. Every bullet point starts with 'Responsible for' which is corporate speak for 'I showed up.' The skills section lists Microsoft Office as a competency in 2025, which is like bragging that you know how to use a doorknob.

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